Come up to the lab, and see what’s on the slab

There is no truth to the rumor that PostgreSQL has been acquired by TransMeta to be renamed TrangreSQL. It is a further baseless rumor that they will build a new web framework on this, based on a suite of custom applications. Finally, it is patently untrue that their new motto will be the following.

Just a suite TransWebSite from TrangreSQL, TransMeta

Dr. Frank N. Furter declined to comment on any of these unsubstantiated rumors, saying only (and with emphasis, “Ha ha!”